Why is a public servant like a broken shotgun?

It won’t work and you can’t fire it…

This post was submitted by Joker.

PS- “hey, how you settling in”
New Starter – “yeah ok”
PS – “Do you know where the coffee and everything is?”
New Starter – “no i don’t actually”
PS – “oh well there isn’t any coffee”
New Starter – “oh”
PS – “or cups”
New Starter – “really”
..(pause as he contemplates this)……
PS – “but I have some coffee in my desk”
New Starter – “that’s nice…have a good day”

This post was submitted by Anon.

This post was submitted by Nick.